The Hall of Stupid Questions
Monday, April 16, 2007
A) Emerson College, Boston, MA
After watching 'The Miracle Worker'
Intellectual Wizard: So, is this based on a true story?
B) Bentley College, Waltham, MA
In Cross-Cultural Understandings class, talking about the weather in France.
Professor: What would another name for rain be?
The Brilliance: Snow?
C) Washington University, St. Louis, MO
So this is in my Great Philosophical Questions class. We were discussing
whether or not God existed:
Grade-A Genius: But if we can't prove whether God exists or not should we even bother talking about it?
Professor: Yes, because this is Philosophy class.
D) Pine Ridge, Ontario, Canada
Professor: Okay guys for homework do questions one to three.
Ms. Einstein: Ummm... Sir, do you mean questions one to three or questions
one, two and three?
E) University of Oklahoma, Norman, OK
Art History class. The professor is describing a piece with Christ on the
cross as the focus and the other people in the background
Professor: The man behind the cross is God, the dove is the holy spirit and
Jesus is the one on the cross.
Mental Giant: Wait... So which one is Jesus then?
Professor: Silence
