The Light Bulb Joke
Friday, July 28, 2006
Q: How many senior Presidential Aides does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Zero. They are supposed to keep the President in the dark.
A: One. To award a billion dollar sole-source light bulb contract with Halliburton to replace it.
A: Twenty-Two. One to say that no one could have possibly foreseen the bulb is burning out. One to spin stories for newspapers that the bulb-changing program is working well, especially in third world countries. Twenty to go out on the talk show circut to accuse the Democrats of being weak and short-sighted on light bulbs and their effect on terrorism
