IT'S A MAD MAD WORLD

Bitch stole my fish

2007-04-21T12:34:00.000-07:00

Now thts a very cute kid out there with some very cold expression.

Magician Cat ?

2007-04-21T12:33:00.000-07:00

Is that cat doing some kind of magic trick or its just playin with that ?

Homosex is great

2007-04-21T12:30:00.000-07:00

Is that exactly what that man thinks , or he's just there for fun ??

Sharing Car with Hitler

2007-04-21T12:28:00.000-07:00

This is probably one of the most creative ads of 80's

Condoman Says....

2007-04-21T12:26:00.000-07:00

See what Condoman says, maybe it's useful for all of us.

The Hall of Stupid Questions

2007-04-16T13:10:00.000-07:00

A) Emerson College, Boston, MA

After watching 'The Miracle Worker'

Intellectual Wizard: So, is this based on a true story?

B) Bentley College, Waltham, MA

In Cross-Cultural Understandings class, talking about the weather in France.

Professor: What would another name for rain be?
The Brilliance: Snow?

C) Washington University, St. Louis, MO

So this is in my Great Philosophical Questions class. We were discussing
whether or not God existed:

Grade-A Genius: But if we can't prove whether God exists or not should we even bother talking about it?
Professor: Yes, because this is Philosophy class.

D) Pine Ridge, Ontario, Canada

Professor: Okay guys for homework do questions one to three.
Ms. Einstein: Ummm... Sir, do you mean questions one to three or questions
one, two and three?

E) University of Oklahoma, Norman, OK

Art History class. The professor is describing a piece with Christ on the
cross as the focus and the other people in the background

Professor: The man behind the cross is God, the dove is the holy spirit and
Jesus is the one on the cross.
Mental Giant: Wait... So which one is Jesus then?
Professor: Silence

Girl Dumps Guy on the Internet

2007-04-16T13:04:00.000-07:00

Well i found this stuff on a friendship site called facebook. And this was freakin funny so i pressed the printscreen and show this to You.

A Billboard for Blowjobs

2007-04-16T12:54:00.000-07:00

"Driving back to Vegas from the Hoover Dam we saw this sign at a hotel in the middle of nowhere. I took the pic before we pull over."

How to make your Neighbour angry

2007-03-29T01:03:00.000-07:00

Seems that this prank will make your neighbour go mad with anger

Ha Ha Ha

tPod (terrorPod)

2007-02-23T17:56:00.000-08:00

George W. Bush's Gift to Osama this Christmas

Buy one and get a warhead free !!!

The Stupidity Meter

2007-02-23T17:53:00.000-08:00

One of the man's lamest invention

So, whats your score??

Smart Cloth Tag

2007-02-23T17:51:00.000-08:00

Now this is one smart thing

Mindless Riddles

2007-02-23T17:16:00.000-08:00

Q. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack!

Q. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
A. No time at all it is already built.

Q. Approximately how many birthdays does the average Japanese woman have?
A. Just one. All the others are anniversaries.

Q. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
A. Very large hands.

Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.

Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?
A. He sleeps at night.

Q. Why it is impossible to send a telegram to Washington today?
A: Because he is dead.

Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
A: It becomes wet.

Q. What often falls but never gets hurt?
A : Rain

Q. What is that no man ever saw which never was but always will be?
A : TOMORROW

Q. What looks like half apple?
A : The other half.

Q. What can you never eat for breakfast?
A : Dinner.

Q. What gets wet with drying?
A : A towel

Q. What 3 letters change a girl into a woman?
A : AGE.

Q. What happened when wheel was invented?
A : It caused a revolution.

Q. Why is it easy to weigh a fish?
A : Because it has its own scales.

Q. Why does a bike rest on its leg?
A : Because it is too tyred.

Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state
A : liquid

The Ultimate Marketing Strategy

2007-02-15T14:17:00.000-08:00

In a recent marketing campaign in Vancouver, 3M sought a strong image for their security glass. They modified a bus shelter and fitted their security glass and filled it with REAL BANKNOTES. Many have tried to gain access with golf clubs and baseball bats but obviously the glass remains intact! This is what you call having faith in your own product...

Blonde Jokes Part - 1

2006-12-07T04:50:00.000-08:00

Dry Cleaners

A blonde goes into the dry cleaners to have her sweater cleaned. She asks the clerk, “How much?”

He doesn’t hear her correctly and says “Come again?”

She giggles and says “No…it’s just mustard this time.”

Hand Grenade

What would you do if a Blond threw a hand grenade right at you?

You'd pull the pin and throw it back.

Window Seat
A blonde was taking an airplane ride for the first time. As she stood at the counter to get her boarding pass, she was asked if she wanted a window seat. She hollered, "Oh, no! I just had my hair done!"

Dogs
A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex. Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?" "HELLLOOOOOOO......," answered the blond. "They're watch dogs!"

In A Vacuum
A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on Science &Nature. Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?"
She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?"

Knitting
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting! Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, "PULL OVER!"
"NO!" the blonde yelled back, "IT'S A SCARF!"

At The Doctor's Office
A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it.
"Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me."
The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left breast and screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed in even more. She pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched made her scream.
The doctor said, "You're not really a redhead, are you?
"Well, no" she said, "I'm actually a blonde."
"I thought so," the doctor said. "Your finger is broken."

River Walk
There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank. "Yoo-hoo!" she shouts, "How can I get to the other side?"
The second blonde looks up the river then down the river and shouts back, "You ARE on the other side."

Speeding Ticket
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could se! e her license.
She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my
license and then today you expect me to show it to you!"

Car Trouble
A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died.
After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.
She says, "What's the story?"
He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor"
She asks, "How often do I have to do that?"

Game - Crazy Castle

2006-12-07T03:42:00.000-08:00

Gone in Sixty seconds Game

2006-12-07T03:38:00.000-08:00

Mathematics Geniuses

2006-10-24T02:37:00.000-07:00

Funny Toilet Signs in Asia

2006-10-23T03:59:00.000-07:00

Who Really Sank Titanic ....

2006-10-23T03:44:00.000-07:00

Chinese walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph.

Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says, "You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Harbor, get outta here." The astonished Chinese man replied, "It was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbor, it was the Japanese".
"Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same," replied Spielberg.

In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says, "You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship." Shocked, Spielberg replies, "It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me."
The Chinese replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same."

Another Blonde Story

2006-10-17T00:47:00.000-07:00

A Blonde Pregnant with Twins

The other day my neighbor, who is blonde, came running up to me in the driveway just jumping for joy! I didn't know why she was jumping for joy but I thought, what the heck, and starting jumping up and down along with her.

She said, "I have some really great news!" I said, "Great. Tell me why you're so happy." She stopped jumping, and breathing heavily from all the jumping up and down, told me that she was pregnant! I knew that she had been trying for a while so I told her, "That's great! I couldn't be happier for you!"

Then she said, "There's more." I asked, "What do you mean 'more'?" She said, "Well, we are not having just one baby We are going to have TWINS!" Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, I asked her how she knew.

She said, "Well, that was the easy part. I went to Wal-Mart and they actually had a home pregnancy kit in a twin-pack.

Both tests came out positive!"

Drunk College Kids Scare People !!!

2006-10-16T10:45:00.000-07:00

This is some mean but funny college guys, basically they scare the shit of random people on the street, in the bowling alley and even the cemetery. If they pulled this trick on me I would first be scarred to death and after that I would hang their sorry asses.

The Beginning 1993 Internet Revolution

2006-10-16T09:43:00.000-07:00

Timeline

The development of the internet is filled with currents and counter-currents, repression, dissension and rebellion. It isn't a simple story of success after success but rather includes missed opportunities, projects that were feasible and still haven't been achieved, and futile efforts, projects that were repeatedly attempted despite being provably impossible. The history of the internet is filled with individual events, none of them meaningful without context. This is the story of the internet, not one of heroic god figures walking upon the Earth but of human beings who dream and act upon those dreams.

The 80's

* 1980 - Making use of Unix v7's UUCP facility, A News sees the birth of Usenet between UNC and Duke universities. At this time, the ARPANET is a tightly-controlled self-contained network under the regulation of the US Defense Communications Agency. In contrast, the UUCPnet is quickly conceived of as a self-regulated public network mostly kept hidden from management. After all, management does have to approve hundreds of 1980 dollars in monthly phone bills and possibly several thousand in initial equipment expenditures.

* 1980 - Mark Horton feeds the human-nets ARPANET mailing list into the FA.Human-nets Usenet newsgroup. Human-nets discusses the implications of a worldwide computer communications network, usually referred to as WorldNet. The connection is strictly one-way but the ability to eavesdrop on ARPANET discussions provides critical incentive to join Usenet.

Have Some Bugs

2006-10-14T02:03:00.000-07:00

Here is another great recipe from Our very own japan

It's Bug-licious

Sexual Tension Quiz

2006-10-14T01:05:00.000-07:00

Sexual Tension Quiz

What's on your mind these days? Is it in the gutter as usual? Let's find
out! (Answers Below)

A.) I am a protrusion that comes in many sizes.
When I'm not well, I drip.
When you blow me, you feel good.
(What Am I?)

B.) I'm spread before I'm eaten.
Your tongue gets me off.
People sometimes lick my nuts.
(What Am I?)

C.) I assist an erection.
Sometimes big balls hang from me.
I'm called a big swinger.
(What Am I?)

D.) Over 1,000 people went down on me.
I wasn't maiden for long.
A big hard thing ripped me open.
(What Am I?)

E.) You stick your poles inside me.
You tie me down to get me up.
I get wet before you do.
(What Am I?)

F.) When I go in I cause pain.
I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow.
I can fill your hole.
(What Am I?)

G.) A finger goes in me.
You fiddle with me when you're bored.
The best man always has me first.
(What Am I?)

H.) All day long, it's in and out.
I discharge loads from my shaft.
Both men and women go down on me.
(What Am I?)

I.) I go in hard.
I come out soft.
You blow me hard.
(What Am I?)

J.) If I miss, I hit your bush.
It's my job to stuff your box.
When I come, it's news.
(What Am I?)

K.) I offer Protection.
I get the finger ten times.
You use your fingers to get me off.
(What Am I?)

L.) I have a stiff shaft.
My tip penetrates.
I come with a quiver.
(What Am I?)

M.) My business is briefs.
I am a cunning linguist.
I plead and plead for it.
(What Am I?)

N). I make some guys shoot in the air.
I usually have a little pecker.
I'm better in your hand than in your bush.
(What Am I?)

Answers:

A.) Nose

B.) Peanut Butter

C.) Crane

D.) Titanic

E.) Tent

F.) Dentist

G.) Wedding Ring

H.) Elevator

I.) Chewing Gum

J.) Newspaper Boy

K.) Glove

L.) Arrow

M.) An attorney

N.) Bird

500 Dangerous Fun Things to do Menu

2006-10-14T00:28:00.000-07:00

Dangerous
Absolutely not recommended

* Break stuff
* Cliff Jumping
* Cause a power failure
* Throw a tomato into a fan
* Play hopscotch...with real scotch
* Climb skinny tress as high as you can
* Cook Popcorn with the lid off
* Descend a hill on a skateboard and a cushion from your couch, make sure to hit the water drains on the side and see who gets the most hurt
* Dodge barbed-wire fences at night.
* Figure out how to defy gravity
* Find a willing person - saran wrap from the neck down - then duct tape them - see how long it takes for them to get out
* Find trees that are close together and jump from tree to tree
* Fry bacon when you are naked
* Get your riding lawn mower and do donuts on a icy road
* Go bush jumping! I t's great fun but watch out for thorns
* Hop a train - even for just a few blocks
* Jump off a very high bridge into the river below.
* Make a slide down the stairs using mattresses, laundry baskets or inside a sleeping bag

Just because you are paranoid,it doesn't mean they're not after you.-Kurt Cobain

* Make up your own Jackass stunts
* Parallel down your, or a friends apartment complex
* Play with fireworks like you're not supposed to. Hold the rockets and shoot them at each other. Wear safety gear if you fear the imminent injury. I t's best to play this game, at night, in an empty parking garage, away from combustibles Jump off the roof with an umbrella or homemade parachute
* Play with matches
* Put a blanket in a laundry basket and slide down the stairs. I f you don't have stairs, go to a library or someplace where there are stairs.
* Ride a skateboard while attached to the back of someone's car with a rope. Drive slow and wear a helmet
* Run down the steepest hill you can find, without tripping over you own legs, and see if you can stop at the bottom. *Shopping Cart Races
* Sleep on the edge of the highest thing you can find
* Sneak around on a neighbor's property and try not to be seen
* Stand on a corner and try to hitchhike home
* Take a baseball bat to your alarm clock
* Take a nap in a stranger's hammock.

Lightning Passes Through Woman's Butt

2006-10-12T03:46:00.000-07:00

A WOMAN has suffered severe burning to her anus after being struck by lightning which hit her in the mouth and passed right through her body. Natasha Timarovic, 27, was cleaning her teeth at home when lightning struck the building. She said: “I had just put my mouth under the tap to rinse away the toothpaste when the lightning must have struck the building. I don’t remember much after that, but I was later told that the lightning had travelled down the water pipe and struck me on the mouth, passing through my body. It was incredibly painful, I felt it pass through my torso and then I don’t remember much at all.” Doctors at the city hospital where she was treated for burns to the mouth and rear said: “The accident is bizarre but not impossible.

Talk about unlucky. I am now contemplating writing to toothpaste manufacturers world wide demanding that tey include a warning on their toothpaste saying “in case of thunderstorms, floss only” as it seems to be the safest option!

Condom that glows in the night

2006-10-11T08:50:00.000-07:00

This Condom Glows in the dark

Benny Hill Thriller

2006-10-09T01:49:00.000-07:00

Benny Hill Thriller. Everything is funny when you put the Benny Hill music with it.

Potty High

2006-10-08T23:47:00.000-07:00

Another creative prank form "Japan"

Doing it Da "Doggy Style"

2006-10-08T23:39:00.000-07:00

Poor Girl. She gets humped by her doggie..

Grand Theft Auto

2006-10-08T23:33:00.000-07:00

The Chappelle Show. Dave Chappelle in real live GTA

Become a Ninja in 7 Steps

2006-10-08T09:14:00.000-07:00

Step 1. Pick a t-shirt that you know
the other ninjas will not bother you
about. I choose one of my "Clerks"
shirts because "Clerks" is ninja in itself.

Step 2. Turn the shirt inside- out
and put over your head normally
but with the tag down (so backwards)
and hold the sleeves out to the sides

Step 3. Tie the sleeves in a
single knot in the middle of your
head. Very Simple. (Pull it tight so
the mask does not become loose
during battle.)

Step 4. Frontwards it should
look like this with the tag down
under your nose. Although my
identity is revieled now, soon I
will be a NINJA and you will be
clueless as to who just kicked
your ass.

Step 5. Pull the top collar dowm
your forehead and fold it up. Keep
the facial space to a minimum and
pull it right to your brow.

Step 6. Pull the bottom collar and
tag up over your nose and fold it under
the same as you did with the top collar.
You will find the sides (where my hand
is on the mask) will fold into eachother
quite nicely.

Step 7. Find yourself an interesting
yet threatning ninja pose. As a ninja,
you obtain certain responsibilities such
as kicking asses and looking cool and
tough.

(source)

World's Best Hand Farters

2006-10-07T23:06:00.000-07:00

Did you know the proper term for hand farts is actually manualism? Anyway, here are two of the best hand farters in the world.

Ask a Ninja : What is Podcasting?

2006-10-07T02:24:00.000-07:00

A completely hilarious video

Stop looking at my boobs!!

2006-10-07T02:05:00.000-07:00

Very Funny Video From Japan

Chinese language is the funniest

2006-10-05T22:11:00.000-07:00

Caller : Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan ?
Operator : Yes, you can speak to me.
Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!
Operator: You are talking to someone! Who is this?

Caller: I'm Sum Wan .And I need to talk to Annie Wan!
It's urgent.
Operator: I know u are someone and u want to talk to
anyone! But what's this urgent matter about?
Caller: Well just tell my sister Annie Wan that our
brother, Noe Wan was involved in an accident. Noe Wan
got injured and now Noe Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital.
Operator: Look if no one was injured and no one was
sent to the hospital from the accident that isn't an urgent
matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!
Caller: You are so rude! Who are you?
Operator: I'm Saw Lee.
Caller: Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your
name!

Amazing Matchstick Art

2006-10-04T21:32:00.001-07:00

1) A Skull made up of matchstick.
2) A designer face made up using Matchstick and late coloured it.
3) A designer face made up using Matchstick and late coloured it.
4) A designer face made up using Matchstick and late coloured it.
5) A fantasy face made up using Matchstick and late coloured it.

Anti Stress Programme

2006-10-02T04:11:00.000-07:00

WELCOME TO THE ANTI STRESS PROGRAMME

Couples caught - extremely funny

2006-09-27T05:20:00.000-07:00

Think of yourselves in the place of this poor couple.

well be alert next time you do such thing in your car

Shakira - Hips Don't Lie

2006-09-04T09:19:00.000-07:00

check out the hilarious spoof of Hip's Don't Lie

Funky Rat

2006-09-03T02:36:00.000-07:00

This is a trailer of upcoming movie Rataouille

enjoy this funny trailer , this movie seems to be a hit

TOTALLY CRAZY

2006-08-27T02:29:00.000-07:00

If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit?
Are children who act in rated ‘R’ movies allowed to see them?
Can you make a candle out of your earwax?
When French people swear do they say pardon my English?
Aren’t the ‘good things that come to those who wait’ just the leftovers from the people that got there first?
If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?
Can a fire truck park in the fire lane?
Can it be cloudy and foggy at the same time?
“Cute as a button” Is that supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute?
Can you breathe out of your nose and mouth at the same time?
Are marbles made of marble?
Why does the last piece of ice always stick to the bottom of the cup?
If you pay for a vacation and your plane crashes on the way there, do you get you money back? (Granted you lived)
Why did Yankee Doodle name the feather in his hat Macaroni?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, “I think I’ll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out”?
Who was the first person to say, “See that chicken over there … I’m gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt”?
Isn’t Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?

This has to be the Best Job Ever

2006-08-20T04:43:00.000-07:00

How to become a professional Nipple Tweaker ??

please tell me if you know..
(source)

Don't Judge Too Quickly

2006-08-03T03:55:00.000-07:00

Video Hosting - Upload Video - Video Sharing

Someone said right,Don't Judge Too Quickly

The Dodgers Advantage

2006-08-03T03:46:00.000-07:00

Video Hosting - Upload Video - Video Sharing

Heres a Nice Promotion of Dodgers Team

New Ideas of Cheating in Examination

2006-08-02T09:17:00.000-07:00

THIS IS MUCH BETTER WAY TO CHEAT IN EXAMS

Very Creative Ad

2006-08-01T09:00:00.000-07:00

Great eye-catcher, LOL.

Bouncy and Fun

2006-08-01T08:14:00.000-07:00

Spec Commercial
Director: Casper Frank
Director: Talia Raine

Dad and Me - A nice flash game

2006-07-31T09:16:00.000-07:00

Heres Some Funny Game for U

The Many Faces of George.w.Bush & John Kerry

2006-07-31T07:37:00.000-07:00

Here's a very Special post only for u people out there.

See George .W. Bush and John Kerry as neve rever seen pictures..

This one u wil always remember

Click here to see more>>

Peek ahhh boo!

2006-07-30T07:45:00.000-07:00

I hoped at least the ladies were naked

Funny Subway Ad

2006-07-29T19:02:00.000-07:00

Pray people dont literally follow this ad.

How does a "Condom" works ?

2006-07-29T08:45:00.000-07:00

You got ur answers i hope.

Watchout Pacman !!

2006-07-28T08:50:00.000-07:00

This is the new version of the Pacman game which will be soon out in stores.

The Light Bulb Joke

2006-07-28T07:42:00.000-07:00

Q: How many senior Presidential Aides does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Zero. They are supposed to keep the President in the dark.

A: One. To award a billion dollar sole-source light bulb contract with Halliburton to replace it.

A: Twenty-Two. One to say that no one could have possibly foreseen the bulb is burning out. One to spin stories for newspapers that the bulb-changing program is working well, especially in third world countries. Twenty to go out on the talk show circut to accuse the Democrats of being weak and short-sighted on light bulbs and their effect on terrorism

The Many Faces of George.W.Bush & John Kerry

2005-07-31T07:35:00.000-07:00

Here's a very Special post only for u people out there.

See George .W. Bush and John Kerry as neve rever seen pictures..

This one u will always remember